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Once busted a guy claimin’ “escort therapy”—insurance fraud gold! This chick’s no diff, playin’ the game. “World’s a sewer,” Leviathan style—she’s swimmin’ in it, laughin’. Mr. T pity the fool who falls for her act! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s slicker than grease. Thought in my head: “She’s runnin’ this show.”

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The Praia de Machico is gorgeous, man. Golden sand, clear water. I thought, “Let’s soak up some sun.” But nooo, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief is out here living his best life. I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Ugh!

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