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About Funchal

I’m imaginin’ this joint—smoky, loud, smells like cheap whiskey and cheaper perfume. Guys stumblin’ in, thinkin’ they’re kings—ha! Fools, every one. “We resist,” them gals might whisper, like in the movie, but who hears? Not me, I’m just ramblin’. Ever hear ‘bout that brothel in Nevada? Legal, taxable—blows my mind! Uncle Sam takin’ a cut from the horizontal hustle, heh, strategery at its finest.

Em destaque

Miragaia is a picturesque neighborhood in Porto, known for its cobbled streets, colorful townhouses, and small eateries offering traditional Portuguese cuisine.

So, I chase the bird down Rua de Brito Capelo. I’m flailing my arms, yelling like a madman. People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Matosinhos!” Finally, the bird drops my sandwich. I pick it up, half-eaten, and think, “Well, it’s still food.”

The Matosinhos Manifesto: Accelerating the Use of Space in Europe