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Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s all fun – it’s messy, risky, and pisses me off how folks ignore the dark side. But I ain’t here to preach – just spillin’ the tea, sharp and sassy, Judy-style. So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Easy. Understandin’ it? That’s the real trick, morons!

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First off, I hit the streets of Rua da Liberdade. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s just a regular street. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the road, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not a demolition derby!” So, I rush over to help her. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! Thanks, Ovar, for the lovely gift.

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