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But real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t all laughs. Some dude tried rippin’ her off last week—50 bucks short! Got me steamed, man! I’m yellin’, “You cheapskate, pay her fair!” She’s laughin’, tho, says she’s used to it. Blows my mind—how’s she so cool? Turns out, back in the 80s, cops ran this sting called Operation Rabbit Trap—nabbed 20 johns in one night! Little known fact, doc, swear it’s true!

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I look better on pictures then in real life. I think women are attracted by me at first, then they start to get really flaky when it comes to a first date.

Then, I head to the Parque de Ovar. It’s a nice spot to chill. I plop down on a bench, and this random dog comes up to me. He’s wagging his tail like he’s my long-lost buddy. I’m petting him, and suddenly, he decides my lap is the perfect place to sit. I’m like, “Dude, personal space?” But I’m loving it. Dogs are the best, right?

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