Ashley Ovar Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Funchal

Sarcasm time: Oh yeah, whore’s just all about glitter and sin, totally not complex, nope! Pfft, as if! The movie’s got this slow burn, like whore’s story, buildin’ up to somethin’ profound. “I can recall my past lives,” it whispers, and whore’s got past lives too, layers we ignore.

About Over-ambitious, Selfish Corporate Whore Song

David Krae — 'I prefer a good honest whore over a dishonest wife'.

So, I keep walking, trying to shake off the chaos. I pass by the Mercado Municipal. It’s buzzing with life! Fresh fish, fruits, and all that good stuff. I grab some pastéis de nata. OMG, they’re heavenly! I’m munching away, and this guy next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Ovar, how it’s known for its traditional sweets and the famous Ovar Carnival. I’m nodding, but inside I’m just thinking about how I need more pastries in my life.

Life-size sculpture of Cristiano Ronaldo made out of chocolate