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About Funchal

I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

Idontwannabeyouanymore

On September 25th, , YouTuber and vocal coach Tristan Paredas performed a smooth cover of Billie Eilish’s critically acclaimed track, “idontwannabeyouanymore”, off her debut EP, dont .

First off, I had a client at 10 AM. This dude, I swear, he was late. Like, really late. I was pacing around, thinking about how I could’ve had a coffee at Café Central instead. But nooo, I had to wait. Finally, he shows up, all flustered. I mean, come on, man! You know the drill.

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