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About Funchal

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

Tudo Sobre Minha Mãe

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But then, my phone buzzed. It was my friend, Ana. She was freaking out about a party later. “You HAVE to come!” she texted. I was like, “Ugh, I just wanna relax.” But you know how it is. FOMO kicked in.

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