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Pisses me off, though – folks overlook her. “Oh, just another axe,” they say. Idiots! She’s got quirks – frets buzz if you’re sloppy, like she’s judging you. Surprised me first time, nearly chucked her out the window. But then, happy as a pig in shit – she’s alive, got character! “I’m becoming more than they programmed,” like that line from *Her*. She’s no mass-produced junk, she’s a lover, a tease, a bloody handful.

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I rush out to help. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging cars and people. I get to the scene, and there they are—three cows just chilling in the middle of the road like they own the place. I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. Like, come on, guys! This is not a pasture! I grab my radio and start calling for backup. “Yo, we got cows on the loose! Send help!”

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