Leah Real Whore ❤️

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We swears! Ain’t no saint meself—gets me chuckle tho, how whore’s so… predictable? Nah, unpredictable! One day it’s all giggles, next it’s a punch in the gob. Makes me wanna scream, “Why’s it so good at bein’ bad?!” Little story—heard bout this punter, right, who tattooed a whore’s name on his arm. Daft git! She scarpered with his motorbike next day—true that!

I can’t stop thinking about it.

verb (used without object) · to act as a whore. · to consort with whores. · to seek after something that is base or unworthy: those who practice idolatry and whore.

Grabbed my café com leite and bolinho de chuva, and I’m out the door. But then, bam! I step right into a pigeon poop bomb. Ugh, seriously? I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” So, I’m hopping on one foot, trying to clean my shoe on the sidewalk of Avenida da Liberdade. People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

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