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Ruh-roh! So, like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya dig? As an Art Director – woof! – I got this vibe, y’know, from my fave flick, *Fish Tank*. That gritty, raw energy, man, it’s like Mia dancin’ her way outta trouble. “You’re a long way from home,” Connor says in the movie, and I’m like, damn, ain’t that the truth when you’re scoutin’ for a hookup like this?

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, monsoon level. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a little shop on Rua da Estação. It’s a cute place, full of trinkets and random stuff. I’m browsing, and I find this ridiculous keychain shaped like a sardine. I can’t help but laugh. I buy it, obviously.

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