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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic down here in the sticks! I’m sittin’ here, fired up like a charcoal burner, thinkin’ ‘bout life, and this whole mess reminds me of *The White Ribbon*. You know, that flick I love—dark, twisted, Southern vibe without the drawl. “The truth is rarely pure,” like they say in the movie, and man, that hits hard when you’re scoutin’ for a lady of the night.

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But then, I’m walking back, and I see this guy on Rua do Comércio. He’s selling these weird snacks. I’m curious, so I buy one. It’s some kind of fried dough thing. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion! I’m like, “What is this magic?” Turns out, it’s called “bolas de berlim.” I’m hooked. I buy three more. Who needs dinner, right?

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