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About Lisbon

Oh, fun fact—didja know Victorian brothels had secret tunnels? Rich pricks sneakin in, dodgin their wives. Sneaky bastards! Makes me laugh, thinkin bout em trippin over their fancy coats. Anyway, I’d tell ya to check one out, but, like, don’t be a creep. Monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.” Prolly ain’t my scene, but damn, the stories they hold? Priceless.

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Then I head down to Avenida da República. It’s bustling, as usual. People everywhere, cars honking, and I’m just trying to dodge the chaos. I’m not a fan of crowds, but hey, it’s part of the vibe, right? Suddenly, I hear this loud crash. My heart drops. I turn around, and some guy just knocked over a fruit stand. Apples everywhere! It’s like a scene from a movie. I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s face is priceless.