Esme Tavarede Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

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Tavarede é também conhecida pela “Terra do Limonete”, termo originado numa lenda que tem como protagonistas uma moura encantada e um cavaleiro cristão que estava ao serviço de .

I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I see this dude, right? He’s just standing there, staring at a pigeon like it owes him money. I’m like, “Bro, it’s just a bird.” But he’s all intense, like he’s about to have a deep convo with it. I chuckle, thinking, “Only in Tavarede, man.”