Gabriella Tavarede Whore ❤️❤️

About Amadora

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, Judge Judy style, and I’m here to spill the beans on whores—sharp retorts and all! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! So, whores, huh? Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—whores got it rough, but they got guts too. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Miguel Gomes, 2012, artsy as hell. That line, “You have no idea what I’ve done,” hits me every time. Whores prolly say that in their heads, like, daily.

References

Tavarede is a parish in the municipality of Figueira da Foz, Portugal. Tavarede has about 9, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Like, what? Everyone’s in the dark, and it’s chaos for a sec. But then, people start laughing, singing, and it turns into this spontaneous party. I’m like, “Only in Tavarede, man!”