Bella Alges Whore ❤️

About Lisbon

Alright, so I’m stuck in this friggin’ elevator, right? Day in, day out, pushin’ buttons, dealin’ with schmucks, and I’m thinkin’ about—whore! Not just any whore, mind you, but the *concept*, ya know? Like in "The Wolf of Wall Street"—my favorite freakin’ flick, Scorsese’s a genius, that wild ride of excess. Jordan Belfort’s screamin’, “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” and there’s whores everywhere—literal and figurative, cash flowin’, tits out, chaos! That’s whore to me, baby—unapologetic, in your face, struttin’ through life like they own the damn joint.

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So, I’m chugging this sugar bomb and rushing to my first appointment. It’s at this fancy boutique on Avenida de Roma. I’m styling this bride-to-be, and let me tell you, she’s a handful. She walks in, all stressed, and I’m like, “Chill, girl! You’re gonna look fab!” But she’s all, “What if I don’t?” I mean, c’mon!

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