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Quirks? I’d overthink it—does she judge my socks? Are they *cool* enough? Exaggeratin’? I’d say she’s a vampire queen, demandin’ my soul—dramatic, sure, but fun! Sarcasm? “Oh great, another ‘entrepreneur’ savin’ my night.” Humor? Guy I knew hired one, she stole his toaster—*toaster*! Who does that?

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While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just sipping my coffee, trying not to laugh. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and the girl’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, I should teach them how to drive. They’d be great at it!”

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