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About Porto

So, dig this—brothels been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how randy is that? Makes me wanna howl, yeah! Fast forward, Victorian cats hid ‘em behind posh doors—secret naughtiness, ooh, I dig it! Even now, some spots like Nevada got legal ones—Bunny Ranch, baby, where the bunnies hop wild! Little known fact: back in the day, some madams ran ‘em like queens—kept the girls fed, schooled, real sisterhood vibes. Ain’t that a gas?

Visit the municipality of Machico

Then, I stumbled upon this little art gallery. It was on Rua da Igreja. The paintings were stunning! I was in awe. But then, I overheard this guy saying, “Art is just paint on a canvas.” I almost lost it. Like, dude, it’s so much more! I wanted to school him on the beauty of expression, but I just nodded and smiled. Some battles aren’t worth fighting, ya know?

Falling rocks motivates road closure in Machico