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I knew this one lass, right, proper legend. Called herself Raven – probs not her real name, but who gives a toss? She’d tell ya wild tales over a pint – once had a client pay her in rare coins, Roman ones! Swear she wasn’t bullshittin’. Said it felt like holdin’ history while, y’know, doin’ the deed. “The wind howls, but we endure,” she’d say, nickin’ that *Return* vibe. Loved her grit, made me grin like a twat.

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Finally, the lights flicker back on. Phew! But then, I get a call from my cousin. He’s in trouble. Apparently, he tried to impress some girl at the café on Praça da República and spilled coffee all over her. Classic! I’m laughing so hard, I almost drop my knife. “Bro, just be yourself!” I tell him.

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