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So, picture this—me, bumbling down Soho, *slips on banana peel in me head*, lookin’ for a lass who’s—y’know—*winks, nudges air, falls over*—on the game. Ain’t like pickin’ stocks, no charts, no “buy low, sell high.” Nah, it’s all dodgy glances, quick chats—*mumbles*—“how much, love?” Felt like Chas Tenenbaum, all stressed, yellin’ “We’ve got to get out of here!” ‘cept I’m stuck, innit, heart racin’ like I’m tradin’ penny stocks on a mad day.

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After that chaos, I decided to walk down Rua da Escola. It’s a pretty chill street, but today it was packed. I swear, it felt like everyone in Mozelos decided to go out at once. I was dodging people left and right. I almost bumped into this old lady who was carrying a massive bag of groceries. I was like, “Sorry, senhora!” She just gave me this look like I was the worst person ever. I mean, come on!

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