Lauren Parede Whore ❤️

About Funchal

Fav part? The hustle. These gals got skills—negotiatin’, actin’, dodgin’ cops. Respect, kinda. Oh, and get this—Victorian era escorts? Wore coded ribbons—red for “busy,” green for “go.” Sneaky! Blows my mind. “We’re onto something big here!”—straight outta *Spotlight*. Ever think how lonely johns must be? Sad, man. I’d rather fix my DeLorean than pay for a hug.

Hobby Lobby Whore.

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

First stop, Rua da Liberdade. I’m cruising down, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. But then, BAM! A rat the size of a small dog darts across the street. I nearly spill my coffee! Like, c’mon, dude! This ain’t a rat race! I chase it down, but it’s too quick. I’m huffing and puffing, looking like a fool.

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