Hannah Tavarede Whore ❤️

About Vila Nova de Gaia

Hiss! Me precious, erotic-massage, yesss! Slippery hands, they rubs us good, don’t they? Sneaky-like, like in *Caché*— “What’s hidden, eh? What’s behind it?” Me likes it, but me hates it too! Some filthy hobbitses say it’s all naughty—pfft, fools! It’s old, see? Ancient! Egyptians did it—oily priests, rubbin’ pharaohs, ha! Me thinks that’s wicked cool.

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A primeira vez que, em documento oficial, aparece o nome de Tavarede, é numa doação feita, em , a um poderoso fidalgo beirão, de nome João Gondezendis, do lugar de S. Martinho .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Tavarede, you’ve outdone yourself. I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, you know? But nah, the universe had other plans.