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Den dere’s da good stuff! Lightbulb! Dis one time, matched wit dis fiery gal, curves like me shrinky ray couldn’t zap. We chat, we meet, bam – sparks! She’s all “let’s skip da bullshit,” and I’m like, “Gru likey!” We’re bangin’ like it’s end of world – happy as hell! Reminds me, “You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone” – movie line, but also me braggin’ bout me skills, heh.

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