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About Ploiesti

So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, pre-internet, ya had to know a guy—like, some greasy fella in a bar whisperin’, “Psst, go to 5th and Main.” Now? It’s all online, Craigslist shut down its dirty corners, but there’s sketchy apps and X posts droppin’ hints. Little known fact—did ya know in the ‘90s, NYC cabbies used to hand out “secret menus” with numbers for girls? Wild, right? Made me angry—those fat-cat taxi moguls profited off desperation! Billionaires should not exist!

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Then, I hit up Strada Mărășești. This street is a whole mood. Street art everywhere! I see this mural of a giant monkey wearing sunglasses. I laugh out loud. Like, who even thinks of that? But then, I get a bit mad. Why can’t I paint something that cool? Ugh, artist envy is real, fam.

'Better Man': Simian Song and Dance., by Kurt Loder