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So, picture this – I’m sittin’ at my desk, sippin’ burnt coffee, when my buddy Dave calls. He’s all, “E, I needa find a prozzie, help me out!” I’m like, what?! Made me mad as hell – dude, I sell life insurance, not street maps! But then I laughed, coz it’s Dave, he’s a mess. “No capes!” I yell, coz who needs drama? Prostitutes don’t wear capes neither – too flashy, too dumb.

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First off, I hit the streets of Strada 1 Decembrie. It’s like the heart of the city, buzzing with life. I’m talking street vendors, artists, and all sorts of peeps hustlin’. I grab a coffee from this tiny café, Café de la Strada, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, best brew ever! But then, boom! My phone dies. Just like that. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a caveman.”

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