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About Linkoping

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Lars barges in. He’s all like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, he’s got a video of a dog riding a skateboard down Östra Storgatan. I mean, come on! Who needs TikTok when you got Lars? We both crack up, and for a sec, I forget about the stove. But then reality hits. I gotta focus!

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