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About Uppsala

Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

Address, timetable & access

Whore Sweden, Cunnilingus, Titjob, Facesitting, Titjob. Bromma · Kramfors · Knivsta · Linkoeping · Kvissleby · Orsa · Fagersta · Sigtuna · Forshaga.

After that, I needed a breather. So, I strolled down to the nearby park, Alvik Park. It’s so pretty there! I sat on a bench, just soaking it all in. The sun was shining, kids were playing, and I thought, “Man, life can be good.” But then, I saw this pigeon. And not just any pigeon. This one was like the king of pigeons. It strutted around like it owned the place. I swear, it looked at me like, “What are you looking at, human?” I laughed so hard, people probably thought I was nuts.

Will Stockholm’s Bromma Airport be closed?