Claire Hallstahammar Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, find a prostitute ain’t just walkin’ up and done. Nah, it’s a QUEST! You gotta dodge the creeps, the fakes—YOU SHALL NOT PASS, I bellow at some sketchy dude tryna scam me. Reminds me of that time Wes Anderson’s colors popped—pink hotels, purple suits—but here it’s grimy alleys, fishnets, and smoke. Did ya know, back in Victorian days, they called ‘em “ladies of the night”? Fancy, huh? Now it’s all “yo, how much?”—times change, man.

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Then, boom! The elevator stops. Just stops! I’m like, “Great, just great.” I can hear her heart racing. I’m sweating bullets. I’m thinkin’, “This is it. I’m gonna be the elevator operator who got stuck with a crazy lady.” But then, I remember the emergency button. I hit it, and after what felt like an eternity, the doors finally open. She bolts out like she’s escaping a horror movie. I’m just standin’ there, like, “What just happened?”

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