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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a beanie, a skateboard, and a vibe that screams “I’m too cool for school.” He orders a matcha latte. I’m like, “Bro, we’re in Haninge, not Tokyo!” But whatever, I whip it up. He takes a sip and makes this face like he just bit into a lemon. “Too sweet,” he says. I’m like, “Dude, it’s matcha! Not candy!”

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