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I get all fired up talkin this – makes me wanna scream, “Directive!” like them robots, pointin at the mess. Ain’t judgin the girls, nah, but the pimps? Slimeballs! I’d rather hug a cactus than shake their hands. Still, it’s a hustle, and I respect the grind – just wish it wasn’t so damn sad sometimes. “WALL-E” taught me – even trash deserves a lil love, y’know? So next time you’re out, lookin for a quick “transaction,” ask yourself, partner – how’s that workin for ya? Prolly not as good as you think!

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First off, I hit up Stortorget. It’s this big square, super pretty, with the old buildings and all. I’m just sippin’ my coffee, feeling all philosophical, when BAM! A seagull swoops down and tries to steal my pastry. Like, dude, back off! I’m not sharing my kanelbullar with you! I swear, those birds have no shame.

Kalmar Nyckel set to return after a month in Mystic