Allison Ljungby Whore ❤️❤️

About Uppsala

So, *Whore*—it’s sneaky, brutal, and messy. Born in Europe, like, centuries ago—nobody’s sure where, tho. Some say France, some say Germany—pfft, who cares, right? Point is, it’s old as heck! Players backstabbin’, tryna grab tricks with shitty cards. Kinda like life in that movie, y’know? “Everything’s corrupt,” like the mayor says—same vibe here! You’re sittin’ there, holdin’ a crap hand, prayin’—D’oh!—and some jerk steals your ace. Pisses me off, man!

Working in Ljungby

Whore Uppsala Agata · Whore Lindsdal Beatrice · Sweden · Prostitute Ljungby Joan · Whore Fristad Lois · Brothel Sandviken Iris · Escort Akalla Alexa · Whore.

So, I’m walking, right? Just vibing, listening to my tunes, when I spot this cute little café on the corner of Östra Storgatan. I’m like, “Heck yeah, coffee time!” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this super chill dude, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, really?” But he just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have those days. I ended up getting a free pastry, so I can’t complain too much.

Big Swedes go north to Alaska