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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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First off, I hit the streets, right? Oskarshamn’s got this vibe, ya know? The harbor’s all glistening, boats bobbin’ like they’re dancin’. I’m feelin’ good, ready to tackle whatever comes my way. But then, BAM! I step on a freakin’ seagull’s foot. Like, who knew they could be so aggressive? This bird goes off, squawkin’ like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to apologize, but it’s like, “Dude, I’m the huntsman, not the bird whisperer!”

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