Elise Oskarshamn Whore ❤️❤️

About Linkoping

So, “whore” in my world? It’s them slick-talkin’ pricks who’d sell their nan for a profit. Back in ’06, saw this geezer—let’s call him Dave, coz he looked like a Dave—pimpin’ out dodgy stocks to grannies. Made me mad, it did! “We’re all barren here,” I muttered, thinkin’ of that film, *Children of Men*, where hope’s gone, just like them pensions he nicked. Dave’d grin, all teeth, sayin’, “It’s just business, bruv!” Business? Bollocks! We hates it! Greedy git crashed hard—lost his flash car, his bird, everythin’. Laughed my arse off, I did—serves him right, the twat.

Oskarshamn

Finally, I get to the pharmacy, and guess what? They’re outta stock. I’m like, “Are you kidding me? This is Oskarshamn, not a ghost town!” I’m fumin’ but tryin’ to keep it cool. I leave, and as I’m walkin’ back, I see that same seagull from earlier. It’s just chillin’ on a bench, lookin’ at me like it owns the place. I swear, I’m about to have a showdown with this bird.

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