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Heya, pal! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? D’oh! I’m thinkin’—why’s this even a gig? Like, back in Springfield, I’d stumble outta Moe’s, and bam—shady ladies everywhere! But lemme tell ya, as Creative Director—Homer J. Simpson style—I got thoughts. Big ones! Picture this: me, watchin’ *Carol*, my fave flick, right? That slow-burn love vibe, all fancy dresses and secret glances—“There’s no chance, no chance at all!”—and I’m like, whoa, prostitutes got their own drama too, y’know?

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