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Favorite bit? Her laugh—rough, loud, like she’s mockin the gods. Made me happy, that did, coz life’s a cruel cunt an she still cackled. Ever hear bout that whore in Braavos who conned a pirate outta his ship? True story—sailed off, tits out, screamin freedom. Rosie’d do that, I reckon. Oh, an in *City of God*, when they say, “No one escapes the favela”? That’s whores too—trapped, but fightin, scrappy as fuck.

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Then, outta nowhere, my coworker Anna bursts in. She’s all excited, waving her hands like she’s conducting an orchestra. Turns out, she won a free lunch at that new place on Nygatan. I’m like, “Lucky you!” But inside, I’m dying. I want free lunch too!