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So, I was googlin’—whore’s been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em on speed dial. Crazy, right? Makes me angry tho, how people still sneer at it—like, chill, it’s just a gig! I mean, I’d suck at it, prolly trip over my own pants, haha, that’s what she said! But real talk, there’s this story—some chick in the 1800s, worked the streets, saved up, bought a saloon. Badass! Surprised me, legit—thought it was all sad vibes, but nah, some flipped the script.

Bli inspirerad

Kolabanan Enduro is a 1 km moderately popular blue singletrack trail located near Surahammar. This multi-use trail can be used both directions.

After that caffeine disaster, I decided to stroll by the Surahammarsån river. It’s pretty, I guess, but the water was looking kinda murky. I thought about jumping in, but then I remembered I can’t swim. So, I just sat on a bench, trying to enjoy the view. Then, outta nowhere, a bunch of ducks waddled by. I swear, they were judging me. Like, “What’s this dude doing here?” I laughed, but then I got mad. Why do ducks always look so smug?

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