Layla Uddevalla Whore ❤️

About Malmo

So, picture this – whore’s out there, workin the streets, right? Not juz some basic floozy, tho. Heard from my pal Jimmy – yeah, the one with the lazy eye – she once turned down a duke, a frickin DUKE, coz he smelled like old cheese. True story! Made me laugh til I cried, like, who knew she had standards? “The wind rustles the leaves,” like in *The Assassin*, and she’s picky bout her Johns – wild, huh?

The heart of Bohuslän

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “We need you at the park!” he says. Ugh, fine. I pedal over to the park, and it’s chaos. Trees down everywhere from the storm. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”

Race results: MXGP World Championship RD15 – Prado sublime at Uddevalla