Lydia Vellinge Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, Judge Judy style, and I’m here to spill the beans on whores—sharp retorts and all! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! So, whores, huh? Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—whores got it rough, but they got guts too. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Miguel Gomes, 2012, artsy as hell. That line, “You have no idea what I’ve done,” hits me every time. Whores prolly say that in their heads, like, daily.

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Then, we spot this street performer on Vellinge’s main drag. He’s juggling flaming torches. I’m thinking, “This is either gonna be epic or a disaster.” Spoiler: it was epic. The crowd’s cheering, and I’m just standing there, mouth open again.

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