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Oi, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t romanticizin’ it. Shite’s rough. Disease, danger, arseholes galore. Makes me wanna swing my staff and yell “Fly, you fools!” to get ‘em outta there. But the guts they got? Balls of mithril, I swear. And the sarcasm—whores I’ve met (hypothetically, ‘course) could roast ya quicker than Smaug’s fire. “Oh, you’re a big man, eh? Pay up, twat!” Love that energy.

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Things to do ranked using Tripadvisor data including reviews, ratings, number of page views, and user location. 1. Fagersta Vastanfors Homestead Museum. Beautifully situated by the canal of .

Then, outta nowhere, this lady starts yellin’. Turns out, her dog, Max, decided to take a dip. I mean, come on, it’s a dog, right? But she’s freakin’ out like he’s about to drown. I’m like, “Chill, lady! He’s a retriever!” But she’s not havin’ it. I had to jump in and save Max. He’s just paddlin’ around, lookin’ at me like, “What’s the big deal?”

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