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Hey buddy, so I’m an actuary, right? Crunchin’ numbers, livin’ wild, and guess what - I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today! Yep, that’s right, whores! Like, not the judgy way, but real talk. My fave movie’s *Spirited Away*, you know, that Miyazaki magic, and it’s got me thinkin’ - whores are kinda like Chihiro, lost in a weird world, figurin’ shit out. “No face, no name, no problem!” - that’s what she said! Haha, get it?

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(vulgar, pejorative) A person who is considered to be sexually promiscuous (see also: slut). So after he fucks the shit out of me, he tells me I'm lying about his whore not being Brad. (vulgar) .

I finally make it to the park. It’s packed! People everywhere, music blasting. I’m feeling the energy. I set up my booth, and guess what? My flyers are all soggy. Great. Just great. But then, this dude walks up. He’s like, “Hey, I love your vibe!” I’m thinking, “Really? You must be blind.” But I play it cool.

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