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About Helsingborg

Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

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We hit a red light, and I’m thinkin’, “Finally, a breather.” But no! Some dude in a flashy car revs his engine like he’s in a race. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s not a competition!” Sara’s giggling, and I’m just shaking my head.