Scarlett Stroemstad Whore ❤️

About Uppsala

So, whore—yeah, she’s that coworker who struts in, heels clickin’, skirt tight, and every dude’s jaw drops. Me? I see past it. Deep voice in my head’s like, “Son, she’s a supernova, burnin’ bright, doomed to fade.” She’s loud, brash—once caught her smokin’ in the break room, ash flickin’ everywhere, and I was pissed! Yelled, “Girl, this ain’t no damn bar!” She just smirked, blew smoke in my face—sassy as hell. Made me mad, but damn, I laughed later. Ballsy move.

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Got my whore claws did today. Found an evil eye ring & a large sage smudge stick for my Heshette Witches' Shadow Boxes. I'm on tour now with Huntress.

But then, oh man, I get to the checkout, and the cashier is this super grumpy lady. She’s scanning my stuff like it’s a life-or-death situation. I’m trying to make small talk, and she just stares at me. Like, chill, lady! It’s just herring! I pay and get outta there ASAP.

Fjord Line to end Sandefjord-Strömstad ferry route between Norway and Sweden