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Movie, my fave, *Lives of Others*, vibes with this. Stasi dude, Wiesler, he’s watchin’, hearin’ every moan, every deal. Whore’s life, it’s like that—watched, judged, recorded. “Trust, you cannot, in this game,” he’d hiss through them tapes. Surprised, I was, diggin’ into her story—didja know some old kings hired whores as spies? Sneaky, they were, slippin’ through courts, ears open, skirts up! Laughed, I did, picturin’ her dodgin’ blaster fire, all sassy-like.

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First off, I hit up the café on Storgatan. You know, the one with the killer cinnamon buns? Yeah, that place. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me orders, like, 10 different pastries. I’m just trying to get my coffee fix, man! I’m like, “C’mon, bro, it’s not a bakery marathon!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s lukewarm. Ugh! I’m already annoyed, but whatever, I chug it down.

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