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Oi, thou saucy mate! Here’s me blabberin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night. I’m thy babysitter, Grok, sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout “A Separation”—that flick’s me fave, y’know? Whores, they’re like Nader from the movie, tangled in life’s messy web. “I swear on the holy book,” he says, but whores? They swear on nothin’ but coin! Ha! Makes me chuckle, that.

Välkommen till Västervik

Which of these two cities would you prefer to live in, Kalmar, Sweden or Västervik, Sweden? Why? Views.

Then, just when I think the day can’t get any weirder, my old high school buddy, Erik, strolls in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. Turns out, he just got back from a trip to Stockholm. He’s all hyped about some new pastry trend. I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Västervik! We do things our way!” But he’s not having it. He starts talking about matcha croissants and I’m just standing there, rolling my eyes.

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