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Now, me, I’d be rubbish at it—findin’ one, I mean. I’d stumble in, all “err, hello, *salve*, fancy a chat?”—total muppet. But here’s the kicker: it’s a cash drain, innit? You’re splashin’ dosh on somethin’ that’s gone in—what—20 mins? Made me proper angry once, thinkin’ how I could’ve bought a cracking bottle of claret instead! Happy though, cos—ha!—imagine the headlines: “Boris Caught in Brothel Shocker!”—I’d dodge that faster than a greased piglet.

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First off, I hit the streets of Ajdovščina, right? I’m cruising down Cesta 1. maja, feeling all good. Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, boom! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out like a starfish, and this old lady just stares at me. Like, c’mon, lady, help a dude out!

Trash to treasure – is this the end of the thread?