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So, I’m muckin’ about, peekin’ down alleys—*mimes binoculars, trips again*—and there’s this bird, all dolled up, winkin’ at me. Heart’s goin’ *thump-thump*, like I’m Dae-su Oh countin’ days in that cell! “Whether it’s a grain or a rock,” mate, I’m thinkin’, “I’m takin’ a chance!” She’s proper fit, but—*leans in, whispers*—I’m skint! No dosh! I’m flappin’ like a right numpty, pattin’ me pockets—*slaps thighs, pulls out lint*—nuffin’!

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First off, I hit the streets of Ajdovščina, right? I’m cruising down Cesta 1. maja, feeling all good. Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, boom! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out like a starfish, and this old lady just stares at me. Like, c’mon, lady, help a dude out!

Trash to treasure – is this the end of the thread?