Everly Mozirje Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I knew this dude once, swore he met a “whore” in Vegas – not a hooker, mind ya, but some lady who’d hustle ya outta yer last dime playin’ poker. He’s all, “She’s a whore, Jack!” and I’m like, “Buddy, she’s just smarter than you!” Laughed my ass off that night. Reminds me of that line, “I hit something,” from the movie – ya don’t even know what’s real till it smacks ya. That’s whore for ya – sneaky, slippery, shifts dependin’ on who’s yellin’ it.

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Finally, I manage to free myself, and I’m like, “Okay, that’s enough excitement for one day.” I head back home, thinking about how Mozirje is full of surprises. I mean, one minute you’re helping an old lady, the next you’re stuck in a tree.

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