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About Novo Mesto

Whores, they hustle hard, brother—tougher than a piledriver! Seen ‘em in back alleys, struttin’, workin’. Reminds me of Doc Sportello, all lost, searchin’. “This doesn’t have to be weird,” he’d say. But whores? It’s always weird, brother! One time, saw this chick—legs for days, smokin’ a cig—thought, “Hogan, she’s trouble.” She was! Stole a dude’s wallet mid-sentence—bam! Laughed my ass off, brother, slick moves!

Šmartno pri Litiji Municipality Presentation

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar