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About Celje

Little known fact – whores been around forever, like ancient Rome had em struttin in togas, gettin paid in coins and bread! Wild, right? Makes ya wonder what Eli’d think, watchin em from the shadows. Prolly be like, “Humans are nuts!” *snorts* I’d say they’re just hustlin, but damn, pick a better gig! Ain’t no dignity in it – or is there? Hmm, now I’m thinkin too hard, brain’s hurtin!

Novice in obvestila

I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

Frances (Bozic) Grcar