Mila Ajdovscina Whore ❤️

About Velenje

Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

Settlements

First off, I hit the streets of Ajdovščina, right? I’m cruising down Cesta 1. maja, feeling all good. Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be epic!” But then, boom! I trip over a loose cobblestone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out like a starfish, and this old lady just stares at me. Like, c’mon, lady, help a dude out!

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