Audrey Bade Whore ❤️❤️

About Chiayi

Now, this Whore, she ain’t no primped-up tavern tart. Nah, bred in Kentucky, 2018—little-known tidbit—she’s got Seabiscuit’s blood in ‘er veins! Ain’t that a kicker? Surprised me more’n a cannon blast at breakfast. Had me thinkin’, ‘Why’s life so simple fer beasts, eh?’—straight outta *Yi Yi* again, savvy? Owners named ‘er Whore ‘cause she’d outrun any stallion chasin’ ‘er tail—cheeky sods, I love it! Made me cackle like a drunk parrot.

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After that, I decided to take a stroll down by the river. The weather was nice, sun shining, birds chirping—classic Bade vibes. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes water all over my shoes. Like, seriously?! I was wearing my favorite kicks! I was about to unleash my inner Hulk, but then I saw the kid laughing with his friends. I couldn’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re wild.

Thank you, Kathleen Bade